Tag: funny
member name: Kimberli T.
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May 22, 2009 08:06 PM EDT --
Hello, I'm apparently a drug addict and an Acohalic. Hahaha. Seriously, dfs just put that out there at my last family support team meeting after I had to go into grewsome detail explaining . . .
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May 09, 2009 02:36 AM EDT --
The Inevitable Laws of Work
1. If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
2. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
3. Don't be irreplaceable, . . .
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May 25, 2009 01:14 PM EDT --
One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious.
“Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone calls you by your first name and your . . .
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May 31, 2009 04:11 PM EDT --
Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog . . .
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May 25, 2009 09:25 PM EDT --
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! . . .
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May 30, 2009 03:25 AM EDT --
Signs You Need to Clean Your Pool
- A new algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.
- The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.
- Dr. Kervorkian was seen filling IV bottles . . .
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May 31, 2009 04:20 PM EDT --
A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an . . .
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May 09, 2009 03:58 AM EDT --
Take It Easy
Your laid back attitude and easy-going manner match the happy rhythms of the Eagles' "Take It Easy." You don't like conflict, so you pick your . . .
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May 18, 2009 02:56 AM EDT --
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero, when Tiffany, a blonde woman, got off work late one night. She managed to make her way to her car but wondered how she . . .
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May 22, 2009 10:06 PM EDT --
The Legal Eagle
You believe in justice and equality and can't stand when life is unfair or when bad deeds go unpunished you'd like to help steer the world in a better direction, . . .
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September 26, 2009 03:56 AM EDT --
Hey, I just starred in another movie! I really need to figure out how to save these to my computer so that I can upload them through the gather videos feature, but until then... ENJOY! http://www.netflix.com/wizardofoz/ozyourself?mId=31593323.3&doorId=497&clientId=211 . . .
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May 09, 2009 02:41 AM EDT --
More Inevitable Laws of Work
15. To err is human; to forgive is not our policy.
16. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
17. Important . . .
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May 30, 2009 03:14 AM EDT --
This list has a funny story behind it, way back when I was 11 and still living in 'the bubble' as we refer to my father's strict rule. My cousin decided to teach my brother and I about the world outside . . .
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May 30, 2009 03:08 AM EDT --
There were three pigs.
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down . . .
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September 26, 2009 04:25 AM EDT --
I put together this little clip at Oriantal Trading company.com. I know I'm not very good, but I'm sure you could do better and I'd love to check out yours. I put Clara on 2 monsters because I ran out . . .
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May 25, 2009 01:02 PM EDT --
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph! . . .
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May 26, 2009 11:51 PM EDT --
Okay, here is how this one should work. Look at the last joke and then see what letter is the last letter in the joke... your joke should begin with that letter. Let's see how long we can keep this going! . . .
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